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THE DAZZLING ENLIGHTENMENT AKA MODATTACK REVIVAL NUMBER 3 (now more topazzling than ever!)

GTFO JACOB BLACK

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maxviny1: lol what 6 ft dick
maxviny1: oh me too

these sympathies: ron jeremy get your wang from beneath your pasty rolls and have a cockfight with me

trymyheartest: dear dazzing robert pattinson,
trymyheartest: we are dazzled to hear that you took the role of dazzling edward cullen of twilight. Becasue of your dazzling performance in Goblet of Fire, we feel that you bring enough of the dazzle element to this dazzling character.
trymyheartest: urthermore we all at livejournal.com/~modattack would like to say you dazzle us frequently and cannot wait to see your dazzling performance in the frequently dazzling Twilight movie.
trymyheartest: You are our brand of heroin and hope you have a dazzling birthday.

trymyheartest: OMG I AM KICKING MY FEET LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE BABY

crab saporta: IT'S A GOOD THING I'LL RIP YOUR VAGINA OUT AND FEED IT TO MY .....CAT
crab saporta: PUSSY EATING PUSSY

sasugay uchiha: my hair smells like white willow
maxviny1: wtf is a white willow
sasugay uchiha: idk some scent from gilly hicks
maxviny1: wtf is a gilly hicks
sasugay uchiha: i used soap in my hair because i ran out of shampoops
maxviny1: wtf is a soap

crab saporta: YOU MAKE ME TOCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS
sasugay uchiha: LMFAO THE DOUCHEBAG WHO MARRIED MY COUSIN'S NAME IS TOCH
crab saporta: is it pronounced like tok
crab saporta: tok tok tok tok
crab saporta: TOK
maxviny1: TICK TOCK
crab saporta: IS
crab saporta: IT
crab saporta: PRONOUNCED TOK
sasugay uchiha: it's pronounced totch~
maxviny1: totch
sasugay uchiha: we call him tok though just to be assholes
maxviny1: JUST A TOTCH MORE OLD CHAP

sasugay uchiha: LMFAO OMG YOU GUISE I THINK I HAVE SECRET LESBIAN CRUSHES ON ALL OF YOU OR SOMETHIN
sasugay uchiha: omg i had a dream we all lived in a house and then everyone was like LETS GET NAKED







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ALSO THE GREAT SHARKGATE '07 AND GOFFIK REVIVAL OF MODATTACK!

WE LOVE SHARKS

maxviny1: aids aids aids
warhol can: to save the motherfucking day yeah
warhol can: EVERYONE HAS AIDS
warhol can:AIDS AIDS AIDS
chiodosisnotfood: AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
chiodosisnotfood: THE POPE HAS IT AND SO DO YOU

maxviny1: TIME TO WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS





"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…."

SNIP MADE A P-CIDEO AND DUMBYDOR CONSTIPATED IT AND MASTICATED TO IT OMG

"“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!"

" “Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

"“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else."

"“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"

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try my heartest: GO SHAWTY ITS UR DEATH DAY

warhol can: VAMPIRE YOU FUCKER

try my heartest: i am obv the goffic impersonator of fitty cent

warhol can: "NEXT CASE. SO WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE." "SOME GIRLS ON LIVEJOURNAL CALLED HER A SHARK RAPIST." "SIGH. OKAY, WHAT IS THE PLAINTIFF'S OCCUPATION?" "MARINE BIOLOGIST, YOUR HONOR."
warhol can: "SHARK RAPIST!!!"
warhol can: "GET HER OUT!!!"

chiodosisnotfood: porno sux these days
chiodosisnotfood: strokin mah harbl never seemed so boring.

try my heartest: AND AT THE END A ZOMBIE FACE CAME OUT AND CREAMED

warhol can: I ATE HIS LIVER WITH SOME SHARKRAPE AND A NICE CHIANTI

Chloe xx KIWI: IN CONCLUSION, BLACK PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE GREAT WHITE SHARKS OFFEND ME

warhol can: YOU'RE NOT A GUY UNTIL NAM2 NOW SHUSH
warhol can: *COCKS THE SHOTGUN* OR IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY.

chiodosisnotfood: i have had it with these motherfucking rapists raping these motherfucking sharks

maxviny1: I always get off because I never get off the internet

rofldani: my wang can reach from here to the t.v.
rofldani: i use it to turn it on/off

chiodosisnotfood: lmao bden should nevar ever join a screamo band :|
maxviny1: he would try to crowdsurf or something else retarded and would get his ass kicked
maxviny1: oh wait there would be no crowd to surf in

chiodosisnotfood: arma angelus: serious business

maxviny1: IT WAS ICE CREAM HEADACHES AND SWEET BLAAAAAH BLA BLAAAAARGH
maxviny1: WHEN THE PEARLS IN THEIR SHELLZ RA RA RRA RAAAAAAAA

try my heartest: and this one time a kid got sick and vomitted on the bus
try my heartest: and he tried to shield it with his hands, but the vomit was too violent and it spewed all over

maxviny1: omg it's like *jaws theme* 8====D :O
maxviny1: 8=====D O:
maxviny1: 8=====DO:
maxviny1: 8=O:

chequered cars: we got a big big vagina on our hands tonight

hardx3corebabe14: whatss peen?

marciletsdisco: how many peenz does it take 2 get 2 the center of a tootsie pop
maxviny1: none you stick it up your asshole

maxviny1: you're gay

WakeTheDead69: So give me all your poison, and give me all your pills, and give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill. Your running after something that you'll never kill....if this is what you want then fire at will./
maxviny1: SHUT UP
maxviny1: WE HATE MCR

chequered cars: drink some shaanta faster faster

try my heartest: MY ASSHOLE IS MORE ORIGINAL THAN RYAN ROSS

TheVelvetCure55: sup, it's treegina
maxviny1: way to be gay

mileysmilie11234: Are you a musicianist?

maxviny1: I REALLY WANT A SEPHIROTH ACTION FIGURE
or undressed: NO
or undressed: YOULL RAPE IT
maxviny1: NO I WOULDNT
maxviny1: well
maxviny1: I might
maxviny1: just a little

warhol can: guise where is maxi
maxistopmbating: maxi is not here










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shark theme: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODATTACK

BASICALLY THE GREAT REPUBLICFORCES CHAT OF '06


atomiique: MY HAM BRINGS ALL THE JEWS TO THE YARD

maxviny1: WE DRINK CUM WITH OUR VEGAN CUMSICLES AND VEGAN CUM SOUP

sisky biz ftw: 8===========================================================DDDDDD

xxxkate705: SHE WAS LIKE DUN EET GREEN POTATOEZ DEY WIL KEEL U

teef in yo mouf: i hate how people stroke the prostate of every fun comm and then right when it's about to come all over the blankets they pull their finger out and walk away

maxviny1: how is my peen coming?
do the twisttt: working on it







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~*~*~*~*~*WE R DEF. FTW*~*~*~*~*~

maxviny1: I ATE BUSH
maxviny1: EW WAIT NO


ALIENS
SIMS
ALIEN SIMS
DANE COOK
COMICS
RECORDINGS
INSIDE JOKES
1337
SMARTERCHILD
RYCOON
BDEN SCOLDING RYRO LIKE HIS MOMMA
PINK PILLOWS WITH WHITE SPOTS
PUNK'D BY NIXX AND TOREY
BUT WE'LL BRING YOU THE CHIPS ANYWAY RYRO
AND A BLANKET IN CASE YOU'RE COLD BB
MAXVINYL IS NICE TO RYRO BECAUSE SHE IS A NICE PERSON.
NO, SHE JUST WANTS SOME ACTION.
NO, SHE'S JUST A NICE PERSON UNLIKE YOU, BB.
GUYS, STFU AND GET BACK TO THE CHAT, GODDAMNIT!

sisky biz ftw: IM IN YOUR CUMHOLE, THATS WHAT

maxviny1: he gauged his butt obv

sisky biz ftw: WE CAN MAKE HIM EAT DOUGHY NUTS FROM LITTLE BOYS THAT HE LIKES.

atomiique: lol I smell meat.

pretty funkay: they make chile out of people now?

sisky biz ftw: like i said, we are from blackistan

do the twisttt: rofl i'm audrey kitching

atomiique: skanky ass douchey douche

GrndThftAwesome: i loved the cock even back then

GrndThftAwesome: HE COULDN'T EVEN SEND A BONER PIC? HE SENT A FLACCID ONE????

teef in yo mouf: omfg. i wanna beat her with her own bass.
teef in yo mouf: then grab mikey's.. and do it again
teef in yo mouf: then go over to jeph howard's house, steal his, and beat her AGAIN

sisky biz ftw: the great land of blackistan, praised region of bat country

do the twisttt: now when i pee and whipe myself i'm like LOL I SHOULD POST THIS IN BLOOD_ART


sisky biz ftw: TOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP

maxviny1: HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY TOOKIE NEEDS TO GTFO

sisky biz ftw: JUUUUUCIE JEWC 100 PERFECT JEWX FOR 100 PERCENT TOOKIE

err z conn: guys have it easy. if they wanna be a guy, they got there p33ns. if they wanna be a chick, they can just tuck it between there legs and wiggle around



You won't understand 99% of this shit if you aren't in the chat.
But hell, it will be pretty funny anyway.

WE LUV U GUYZ, MANDO AND ALEX 4 LYF


tookie4ever9: i just got pwned, modattack for life

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